I think the fight was overrated. It was a cool concept. One man dresses like a chicken. The other dresses like an egg. They beat the snot out of each other, and the proceeds go to cancer research. bneuensc was adamant, however, so I went.

The argument you got into with the hot dog vendor was worth the price of admission, however. Who knew someone could whip themselves into such a fury over pickle relish. I knew it wasn't for you, given your "I'm a vegetarian, beef-breath" wife-beater, but I couldn't tell if the dog was for your mastiff or for the midget you had in your backpack.

You never answered that question, come to think of it. I suppose I was too distracted by your political screed to ask it again....