meme

[drydem]

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

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[squishymeister.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't actually there, and I don't know if it was you...This friend of mine told me about their friend, by the name of Ben, who this happened to. I figure, it could be you...So this guy, this Ben, was going through the drive through at Hardees one day. He ordered a grilled chicken sandwich, without mayo. He made it very clear to them that he couldn't have mayo because he was allergic to it. Well, sure enough when he got home he took a bite of his sandwich and there was white creamy stuff on it. He was pissed, as cursed at the workers for not getting it right, and threw the sandwich away. About an hour later he wasn't feeling so well, he figured he was having an allergic reaction to the mayo, so he went to the hospital. He told the Dr. what the problem was and they ran some tests. The Dr asked him if he still had the sandwich, and if he did, if there was any way to bring it in. Ben called his roommate and had them take it out of the trash (luckily it was in its wrapper)and bring it to the hospital. After running some more tests, the Dr. came to Ben and told him, "well, we have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you aren't having an allergic reaction, the bad news is that the chicken used to make this sandwich appears to have had a tumor, and when you bit into it the tumor burst and all of the "mayonnaise" substance was pus."

...this story really does remind me of you ;)