A Sleeping Scholar

I seem to recall this was almost word for word, my New Year's Resolution from last year (although I think I had some British swears as well, for variation). I can't say I followed it very well, but it did make some things better. I even made inspirational "fuck it!" signs in neon highlighter, although I should warn you in advance that it's better to hide them before people come over, or they might get the wrong idea. Then again, this advice runs counter to the "fuck it" philosophy, so... oh well. Whatever. Fuck it.