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drydem ([personal profile] drydem) wrote2004-04-12 05:24 pm

I have a crush

And only one person on my friends list knows this person.

[identity profile] gollumgollum.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
it's totally chili. *grin*

[identity profile] drydem.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
you are mistaken, as the divine miss chilimuffin(which I like to think of as a name from a 70's action flick like the ones Kill Bill pays tribute to, there would have to be a pause though, miss chili muffin)is also on my friends list, and thus is known by two people on my friends list, your self and herself. As cool as she is, the crush is not her.

[identity profile] gollumgollum.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...which is probably for the best, because i'm pretty sure you're disqualified for the Mr. Chilimuffin North America crown anyway. ;)

and i didn't think it was the Divine Mizz C, but i figured it'd be a fun guess, mostly because of my above statement. *grin*

damn, i'm ornery today.

[identity profile] chilimuffin.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the disqualification? Aside from the me having a someone, that is..... heh... but I like this whole Divine thing. I could get used to that.

[identity profile] kitty-bitch.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Only one person on the list knows who the person is, or knows that you like the person?

[identity profile] drydem.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
only one person knows who the person is.

[identity profile] kitty-bitch.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Shucks. Unlikely that it's me, then...

[identity profile] sapphohestia.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
tell me? please? please?

[identity profile] kitty-bitch.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's YOU...

Because none of us REALLY know you, right Alison.

IF that truly is your name...

[identity profile] sapphohestia.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a confession to make. My name is not Alison. I am not really in library school. I don't have a clue how to sew, I hate baking, and I can't stand living in Bloomington. This has all been an elaborate ruse so that I can infiltrate the ranks of the exclusive B-ton gamer community. At long last, I have achieved my objective.

My real name is Flora Jenkins. The rest of the agents will be along to wipe your memories momentarily.

Cheers all!
*luv*
Flora

[identity profile] coyotewatches.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*Runs and jumps off a cliff*

[identity profile] squishymeister.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
.....I knew it!

Time to play the guessing game

[identity profile] sapphohestia.livejournal.com 2004-04-12 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
So . . . BEn gave me some clues, and I've started outlining them. I'll provide them to you, so you folks can have fun guessing who person X (the one friends list individual who knows this mystery lady) is. Mystery lady shall henceforth be known as m.l.

Hints provided by BEn (who's taken much too much joy out of driving the boggan crazy. Will someone please inform him that this counts as cruel and unsual punishment?)
a: Only person X knows m.l. (besides BEn, that is)
b: BEn hasn't added Jennie K. to his friends list, but adding her will not increase the number of people who know m.l.
c: Chillimuffin doesn't know m.l., although she knows more of BEn's ex's than anyone other than Colin.
d: X wouldn't neccessarily know that BEn likes m.l., which means X has probably not seen BEn and m.l. interact.
e: BEn has meet both X and m.l. in person.
f: m.l. is not a professor
g: X is known by at least 25 people other people on the friends list. In fact they're probably friended by at least 25 of the people listed below.

Conclusions:
-All people who are peripheral friends (e.g. random friends from the web, friends from life outside b-ton and earlham) can be eliminated as X because they will not have been friended by 25 people on this list.

-People who have overlaping sheres can be eliminated (e.g. m.l. can't be related to the GP because GP is covered by Brian, James, and Mike)

It is not Jennie K.

Assumptions:
I. m.l. is a local girl, because he mentions it now, and he hasn't been out of town lately and had a chance to meet some new person.

Ia: If I is true, then people who know very few unique bloomington-ites (e.g. people who only visit bloomington and don't have an extensive social circle here) can probably be eliminated.

II: m.l. shares a sphere of acquaintence with X which is not shared by anyone else on the list. BEn and X share a sphere of acquaintence.

The following people can be eliminated because of the <25 on the rest of the list requirement:
aldred
amazingted
butterfluff
chilimuffin
confuzed
coyotegestalt
dragon212k
kinetikatrue
kitsunebeast
maiel
mayjojo
nanobecca
nomadboi
pherdnutv
seanaface
spooksix

Which leaves us with the following list:

ancientwisdom: English overlaps with Darlene. Gaming folks overlap everywhere. Probably knows unique people. Cannot be eliminated.
austenebrous:Academic interests don't overlap with other friends much, however they don't overlap with BEn's either. Can't be eliminated, but less likely.
azorielios: Unique b-ton connections here? Can probably be eliminated
bigsnob:Strong possibility here if Assumption #1 is invalid. Yet assuming it is valid, he can be eliminated since he doesn't have many unique b-ton connections.
bneuensc:Academic overlaps with other list members and BEn. Cannot be eliminated
chesire_smile=Few unique b-ton contacts. Unlikely, but can't be eliminated.
coyotewatches=Overlapping sheres-gaming, GP. Mike and James have the GP covered, so Bryan is unlikely, but can't be eliminated.
danielmc= (etc.)
dracaena_rocket=
drake_rocket=
dyrecorn=Jay
ellegua=
erdedrache=
fallen_scholar=
feyangel=
gollumgollum=
hahahello=
josef_grey=
khaoskitty=
kitsune_den=
kitty_bitch=
kniedzw=
laurelwen=
moonandserpent=
ninja_turbo=
odanuki=
oddsboy=
ozziel=
pathseeker42=
princess706=
pythia_akrypta=
rvrdraco=
sapphohestia=
sarcastibich=
selenya=
siani=
solestria=
squishymeister=
thekittyninja=

OK. Well, it's really late, and I'm very tired, so I'll leave this list for others to work on. Have fun.

Re: Time to play the guessing game

[identity profile] azorielios.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
I do, in fact, have unique b-ton connections, but since I doubt BEn even knows them, let alone is interested in them, I think you're correct - my knowledge of the individual can likely be eliminated.

Re: Time to play the guessing game

[identity profile] sapphohestia.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
You bring up a valid point though: I think I'll modify or add to my assumptions.

Assumption III: Of the people with relatively few obvious b-ton contacts, how likely is it that BEn would share this overlap and be aware of it? Assuming that it is true that only 1 person actually knows m.l. (BEn's assertion could be wrong) then in order for a person with relatively few unique b-ton contacts to be X, BEn would have had to have discussed or mentioned m.l. with X. However I believe that BEn claimed that X probably did not know that m.l. is, in fact, m.l. Does this make sense? If this assumption is valid, then we can eliminate all people who have random acquaintences in Bloomington, which narrows our list down to bloomington-ites and former bloomington-ites. Anyone see any huge, gaping holes in Assumption III?

invalid assumption and hint

[identity profile] drydem.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
I have not discussed m.l. with X, but have discussed X with m.l.

Re: invalid assumption and hint

[identity profile] sapphohestia.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Curse you and your infernal "hints." They're just designed to drive the boggan mad. Bad pooka!

So . . . -er- . . . What invalidates my assumption? I mean, how well can you keep track of random associations with non-bloomington-ites? I mean it's possible . . . Is this your way of saying that it X is not a bloomington-ite?

Re: invalid assumption and hint

[identity profile] drydem.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
the invalid assumption is that I know of the acquaintance through X.

Re: invalid assumption and hint

[identity profile] sapphohestia.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh. I see. Thanks. Hmm . . .

Re: invalid assumption and hint

[identity profile] gollumgollum.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
does X know you know m.l.?

Re: invalid assumption and hint

[identity profile] drydem.livejournal.com 2004-04-15 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
nope.

Re: Time to play the guessing game

[identity profile] bneuensc.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I largely overlap with Alyc and Darlene on the academic front, so unless it's some random anthro student I've had a class with, I'm probably not the one who knows.

Re: Time to play the guessing game

[identity profile] dragon212k.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
I think he's got a crush on my cousin Elizabeth, who goes to school there. :) She would be known to none of you and he hasn't met her through me.

[identity profile] gollumgollum.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
that's IT!1

you're totally in love with Noah.

and sapphohestia, the only flaw i've seen in your logic at this point is the assumption that BEn's after a mystery *lady*. unless we're having *lots* of fun with gender. *grin*

[identity profile] drydem.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
no, miss projectionist 2004.
and I won't totally make it hard on sapphohestia, it is a mystery lady and not a mystery lad.