Expect a midget to give you a potted fern, then ask you why fern rhymes with tern.
Expect a thousand suns, fading into Shiva's left hand as she performs the dance that is the end of the world.
Expect an orgy. A big, sloppy folklore orgy.
Expect to see the greatest minds of your generation, starving, tortured by blandness.
Expect outsider art.
Expect to have to go ten rounds with a doughty Irishman.
Expect to have a pair of aloof ferrets sneak their way into your pants and begin a dance of apathy, as one advisor continuiously throws dinnerplates at you.
Expect to live under the thousands of gladiolias, and to meet the mushroom queen for a pass into the overunderworld.
Expect an imported nun, who will shout "Wrong!" and slap your hand with a yardstick each time you make any statement, even if it's obviously true.
Expect all these things and none of them will come to pass.
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Enjoy getting out of frostbite!
Date: 2004-04-15 10:57 am (UTC)Expect a thousand suns, fading into Shiva's left hand as she performs the dance that is the end of the world.
Expect an orgy. A big, sloppy folklore orgy.
Expect to see the greatest minds of your generation, starving, tortured by blandness.
Expect outsider art.
Expect to have to go ten rounds with a doughty Irishman.
Expect to have a pair of aloof ferrets sneak their way into your pants and begin a dance of apathy, as one advisor continuiously throws dinnerplates at you.
Expect to live under the thousands of gladiolias, and to meet the mushroom queen for a pass into the overunderworld.
Expect an imported nun, who will shout "Wrong!" and slap your hand with a yardstick each time you make any statement, even if it's obviously true.
Expect all these things and none of them will come to pass.