questions!

1. What's your favorite cheese? fresh mozzarella.

2. How long do you hold onto odd socks before giving up on finding their mate? until I think to dispose of them. I allow the universe ample time to return socks.

3. Who was your favorite musical artist when you were 15? the violent femmes.

4. What shape are your fingernails in right now? pretty bad. wounded cuticles and all.

5. Two scoops: of what? mint...chocolate...chip.

6. What's your earliest memory? my fourth birthday is the earliest datable memory, though I think I have others that I just can't date.

7. When does your pet look funniest? I have no pet currently

8. What do you collect? useless crap, books.

9. What's better than sex? a first kiss.

10. What things are you brand-loyal to? very little. I choose things for their quality, rather than brand loyalty

11. Favorite Dr. Seuss book? the butter battle book,bartholomew and the ooblek or horton hatches an egg. Though it's a major toss up. I love all of them so much.

12. Best meal you've had lately? nothing notable recently.

13. Peanut Butter and ________? honey, jelly, banana.

14. Who's your favorite poet? T.S. Eliot. despite his fascism.

15. Where are you going on vacation this year? the outer banks of NC.

16. If you could change careers tomorrow with no strings attached, what would you be? a famous director, duh.

17. Whaddya drive? currently. a schwin.

18. What's your poison? cider or stout generally.

19. The color of the carpet on your floor? greenish gray, ugh.

20. What's on your walls? death, the great red dragon and preraphealites.

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"the only difference between man and animal is that man feels cheated that animals aren't distracted from their basic living tasks of eating and mating by what man calls "art" which is nothing more than useless discourse about eating and mating."
-Dije, Bruno