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Oct. 2nd, 2004 01:53 amGo to the toy aisle of any store. All the dolls (or "action figures") come packaged with one or two "accessories." Barbie has her purse, The Hulk has a big rock, Space Ghost has little cards and a desk. If someone were to go to the toy store and buy a YOU action figure, which one or two little objects would be in your package with you? (Aside from a little computer - we all come with that!) Furthermore, what outfit would you be wearing, and what action would you perform when they pressed the little lever on your back?
There would be Three BEn figures.
1.Scholar BEn-Scholar Ben wears vintage comic book t-shirts and has a satchel. He starts spouting ideas if dipped in espresso.
2.Storyteller BEn-With amazing Rock-Paper-Scissors action* lots of costumes.
3.Slacker BEn- Slacker Ben wears a t-shirt and boxers and comes with a guitar and a vintage nintendo.
*only throws rock
There would be Three BEn figures.
1.Scholar BEn-Scholar Ben wears vintage comic book t-shirts and has a satchel. He starts spouting ideas if dipped in espresso.
2.Storyteller BEn-With amazing Rock-Paper-Scissors action* lots of costumes.
3.Slacker BEn- Slacker Ben wears a t-shirt and boxers and comes with a guitar and a vintage nintendo.
*only throws rock