and you will bring us...

[drydem]

A Shrubbery


I mean, I'm not saying the woman is known for her fashion conformity, but that's positively Bjorkish.
/fashion snark

Comments

[songquake.livejournal.com]

did she skin a muppet to get her outfit???

[strangevictory.livejournal.com]

You know what? Look at her hands. She's really showing her age in her hands.

[gollumgollum.livejournal.com]

I've never been able to recognize Madonna's face on sight. Her hands and arms, however, i can pick out of a crowd without even seeing her head.

[ozziel.livejournal.com]

I was going to say the exact same thing.

Astroturf recycling.

[chilimuffin.livejournal.com]

"Don't Cry For Me, (ho ho ho) Minnesota?" Maybe she's leaving Guy for the Green Giant..... or is she auditioning for the part of Tinkerbell?

[gollumgollum.livejournal.com]

You know...the dress is bad. I mean, really bad. But i've seen worse.

However, i really want to know who decided that a pair of camo-velvet-vinyl green-and-black open-toed sandals with ribbons and big buckle-y things would really tie the whole outfit together.

F'ing brilliant. Like, blindingly so.

[ozziel.livejournal.com]

Don't think that's camo. I do think it's olive drab, though.

[gollumgollum.livejournal.com]

You know, on a logical level, i know it's not. But on a more visceral level, i can't help but see camoflage. It's driving me a bit batty.

[oddsboy.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Noting the bit of arrow and, well, whatever that is next to it, a honey spreader?, hanging from her belt and the semi-handcrafted look to her bangles, I'd say the theme is jungle boogie meets green light harlot. Honestly, though, for as much money as she's made, she can wear whatever the fuck she wants. She's good for it. Also, yes, her hands do show age. A woman who is, literally, as old as my parents who has better toned arms than I do at my peak is all right. I may not have liked much of her music, but I have to give kudos to such a ruthless cultural warlord in the modern american landscape. A sheaf of respect to thee, Ghengis Madonna.

-Crow